(Source: 420dongsquad, via macc-demarco)

  • Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
  • Me: this ain't a scene it's a
  • Officer: dont u dare
  • Me: gOD
  • Officer: stop
  • Me: dDAMN
  • Officer: SToP
  • Me: ARMS
  • Officer: rACE

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mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

(via ikindalikeyourface)

"

This is the rape joke:
My best friend was four years old the first time his father came into his room at midnight and tore out his throat. He still has days when I cannot hold him because the memory of a bleeding trachea haunts his doorway. He has not been home for the holidays in many years, but – even now – hands are seen as weapons.

This is the rape joke:
I have been told by more than twenty people that they have been raped. To all of them, I asked where the rapist was. From none of them, I heard ‘jail.’

This is the rape joke:
Once my brother told me that I was so ugly, I would be a virgin forever. Unless someone raped me. But even they wouldn’t come back for seconds.

This is the rape joke:
I believed him.

This is the rape joke:
I now look at every woman on the street and wonder if the space between her legs is a crime scene, surrounded by ripped caution tape. The statistics tell me that this is so common that I will never be in a room that does not contain a survivor. Not even if I am in that room alone.

This is the rape joke:
I was thirteen years old, and he was supposed to be just a friend.

This is the rape joke:
When his older brother came home, the boy pulled away. He wiped the tears from my face and said ‘we should do this again some time.’

This is the rape joke:
When I finally told my parents, they asked what I had been wearing.

This is the rape joke:
I had been wearing my innocence. My trust. I had worn the love I held for humanity and expected to be treated well. I had never been taught that I would be that girl, the one who keeps a mine of secrets between her legs – that girl was the slut. I wasn’t supposed to be breakable.
What had I been wearing? I wore the rape joke, then I became it.

"

This is the Rape Joke | d.a.s

After Lora Mathis’s poem “the Rape Joke

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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aidn, via ikindalikeyourface)

66moonchild66:

nostalgic-f0r-disaster:

neongenesisevangaylion:

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

No, I’m allergic to hate

No, grass is for mowing

Weed is wack.

66moonchild66:

nostalgic-f0r-disaster:

neongenesisevangaylion:

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

No, I’m allergic to hate

No, grass is for mowing

Weed is wack.

(via mkittyy)

fartiest:

not-fun:

Who is she

BONE TIDDIES

fartiest:

not-fun:

Who is she

BONE TIDDIES

(Source: spookee-skeleton, via krunglepunk)

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via ikindalikeyourface)

mulders:

taur:

do you ever wonder how a character is doing after a series is over

(via allthewayfrombelfast)

(Source: cranberrymochafortheholidays, via starlordcumsonmylip)

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versaceslut:

first time meeting your boyfriend’s parents looks

versaceslut:

first time meeting your boyfriend’s parents looks

(via krunglepunk)

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

(Source: goldenwebs, via oomshi)