Find a man who’ll look like this
Everytime he sees you coming in
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“Brian Eno and David Bowie, 1995 [image courtesy of davidbowie_news]
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Brian Eno and David Bowie, 1995 [image courtesy of davidbowie_news]
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
miss vanjie: the trilogy
Chillers, 2000
digital picture of a worm: ~
When you’re sick of the homie complaining about never getting head
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Anonymous: Why do you keep begging for death?
sandsvendor100:
Throw Javelins And Spears At Me To Find Out
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